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J5113 Jumbo Funny Get Well Card – ‘Pain In The Ass’ with Envelope, Extra Large Size: 8.5” x 11”

Card’s inside greeting: But so can nosy friends who ask too many questions. So just get well soon – okay?!!!
Big Get Well Wishes Requires a Big 8.5” by 11”
Quality Printing on Heavy card stock in NJ, not in China!

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). Many of our fabulous cards come in 8.5” x 11” jumbo sizes – oh snap, size does matter after all! These oversized cards are perfect for anyone with extra-large handwriting, or if the whole gang needs to sign it. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Our over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly out-there, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer FREE first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody’s got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: But so can nosy friends who ask too many questions. So just get well soon – okay?!!!
Big Get Well Wishes Requires a Big 8.5” by 11”
Quality Printing on Heavy card stock in NJ, not in China!
Recycled with a Matching Envelope.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…



The things celebrities said about their Mom:

  • “My problem is that my imagination won’t turn off. I wake up so excited I can’t eat breakfast. I’ve never run out of energy. It’s not like OPEC oil; I don’t worry about a premium going on my energy. It’s just always been there. I got it from my mom”– Steven Spielberg
  • “I have no regrets. I had an amazing surrogate who carried my son for me. I am so grateful to her. I can even say I am grateful for having cancer. I was always meant to be a mom, but if I didn’t have cancer, I never would have had Zev. I would have had a kid, but not Zev, and I want Zev – tantrums and all”– Marissa Jaret Winokur
  • “[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary-it’s an act of infinite optimism.” —Gilda Radner
  • “Both my parents were amateur badminton players. My father is a scientist and wanted me to be a doctor. But my mom was very aggressive and loved badminton. She pushed me right from the age of nine to take up the sport”– Saina Nehwal
  • “My dad being a DJ, I heard all the hits, no matter what. My mom always had on the radio because my dad was on it”– Chad Channing
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