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Christmas carols for everyone Hilarious Christmas Paper Card with Envelope 1088

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Card’s inside greeting: Hope your Christmas is sane.
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5” x 7” Christmas card with matching envelope.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (before eCards). all of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ us of a on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: Hope your Christmas is sane.
We Offer FREE Shipping on 2 or More Qualifying Items Offered And Fulfilled by NobleWorks (Not Including Products Fulfilled by Amazon.)
5” x 7” Christmas card with matching envelope.
Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Famous Quotes about X-mas

  • May your home be warm, your tree bright, and your heart merry this Christmas.
  • “To those Romans December twenty-fifth was the birthday of the sun. They wrote that in gold letters in their calendar. Every year about that time, the middle of winter, the sun was born once more and it was going to put an end to the darkness and misery of winter. So they had a great feast, with presents and dolls for everybody, and the best day of all was December twenty-fifth. That feast, they would tell you, was thousands of years old- before Christ was ever heard of.” — John G. Jackson, Pagan Origins of the Christ Myth
  • “Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” — Augusten Burroughs, You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas
  • “Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more….” — Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
  • “Look up.” — Luanne Rice, Silver Bells

  • The things they said about Mums:

  • “My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody’s joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.” —Mark Twain
  • “I’m a soccer mom. I’m T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I love being the snack mom, when I get to bring the cut oranges. I have one of those coolers with wheels. I’m at every game, every practice, sitting on my blanket. I love it”– Pamela Anderson
  • “I don’t want to let my life as a woman pass me by. There’s a time to work, there’s a time to be young and crazy, and there should be a time to enjoy motherhood. I’m actually looking forward to that”– Diane Kruger
  • “It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” —Dorothy on The Golden Girls
  • “Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials”– Meryl Streep
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