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1187 Cat Present Funny Christmas Paper Card with Envelope

$11.22 (as of September 22, 2018, 11:19 am) & FREE Shipping. Details $11.20

Card’s inside greeting: Hope your Christmas is purr-fect.
We Offer FREE Shipping on 2 or More Qualifying Items Offered And Fulfilled by NobleWorks (Not Including Products Fulfilled by Amazon.)
5” x 7” Christmas card with matching envelope.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (before eCards). all of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ us of a on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: Hope your Christmas is purr-fect.
We Offer FREE Shipping on 2 or More Qualifying Items Offered And Fulfilled by NobleWorks (Not Including Products Fulfilled by Amazon.)
5” x 7” Christmas card with matching envelope.
Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Interesting Yuletide Quotes

  • “Everyone wants to feel loved, but when all you feel is alone it’s tough to accomplish anything else.” — Glenn Beck, The Christmas Sweater
  • Wishing you winter wonder and childlike joy this Christmas season.
  • “The more death, the more birth. People are entering, others are exiting. The cry of a baby, the mourning of others. When others cry, the other are laughing and making merry. The world is mingled with sadness, joy, happiness, anger, wealth, poverty, etc.” — Michael Bassey Johnson
  • “You don’t seem to understand,” I whispered. “It’s Christmas relationships that are worrying Carol and me so! It worries us dreadfully! Oh, of course we understand all about the Little Baby Christ! And the camels! And the wise men! And the frankincense! That’s easy! But who is Santa Claus? Unless-unless-?” It was Carol himself who signaled me to go on. “Unless-he’s the Baby Christ’s grandfather?” I thought Derry Willard looked a little bit startled. Carol’s ears turned bright red. “Oh, of course-we meant on his mother’s side!” I hastened to assure him.” — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott, Fairy Prince and Other Stories
  • “I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, ‘Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?” — Rachel Cohn, Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares

  • The things stars said about Moms. . .

  • “Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, ‘A house guest,’ you’re wrong because I have just described my kids”– Erma Bombeck
  • “It was my 16th birthday – my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do – write songs and sing them to people”– Stevie Nicks
  • “I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad’s not overly protective, but he’s a dad no matter what”– Miley Cyrus
  • “I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine / This little light of mine, I’m feelin’ let it shine / I’m feelin’ take y’all back to them better times/ I’m feelin’ talk about my mama if y’all don’t mind” —Kanye West
  • “Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials”– Meryl Streep
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