Send everyone you love this Christmas Greeting Poem by NobleWorks to let them know it’s quite normal to eat all the goodies you can this time of the year. Twas the Bite Before Christmas tells it like it truly is. To hell with the diets, eat all the cupcakes, fruitcakes, brownies and eggnog you can. They can worry about their clothes fitting after the Holidays. NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). We offer a huge selection of hilarious Christmas cards to make the season even more merry. Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized – oh snap, size does matter after all! There are merely about 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
Cards’ inside greetings read: Happy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Bite.
Set of 12 Hilarious Christmas Note Card with 12 matching envelopes. Fits in a 5″ x 7″ envelope. Some styles are available blank or with a greeting inside. Many of our cards are sold in a variety of sizes and pack quantities including standard 5″ x 7″ singles, extra-large 8.5″ x 11″. Jumbo letterhead-sized cards, assorted-card boxed sets with mailing envelopes, and even note card stationery sets. You will also find 10-, 12- and 36-count boxed card assortments.
Perfect Hilarious stationery for writing Christmas wishes and ships with envelopes in a reusable box for your convenience. With the varied, wide selection of designs, styles, art and jokes on our cards, we have something for everyone including men, women, mom, dad, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, bachelor, bachelorette, kids and coworkers. We even have something for your brother, sister, grandma, grandpa and mother-in-law if you want to give them a special, personal message.
North American based, our proprietary, eco-friendly, print-on-demand technology and premium, recycled, renewable cardstock drastically reduce waste and minimize environmental impact.
Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division – is an award-winning brand and a New Jersey based, family-owned publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or from authorized resellers.