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1091 ‘Perfect Woman’ – Funny Merry Christmas Greeting Card with 5″ x 7″ Envelope by NobleWorks

$5.10 (as of May 4, 2018, 5:45 am) & FREE Shipping. Details $4.25

Card’s inside greeting: “the Perfect Woman, of course. The other two don’t exist. Merry Christmas.”
Quality printing on heavy card stock
Includes recyclable matching envelope

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (before eCards). all of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ us of a on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: “the Perfect Woman, of course. The other two don’t exist. Merry Christmas.”
Quality printing on heavy card stock
Includes recyclable matching envelope
Some styles are available blank or with a greeting’
Printed in the USA


Holiday Quotes You May well Know

  • Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn’t use tracking numbers and doesn’t use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant bag.–CRAIG FERGUSON, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Dec. 12, 2011
  • The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others’ burdens, easing other’s loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.–W. C. JONES, The Joy of Brightening Other Lives
  • Whatever else be lost among the years, Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing;–Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears,–Let us hold close one day, remembering–Its poignant meaning for the hearts of men.–Let us get back our childlike faith again.–GRACE NOLL CROWELL, attributed, The Poetry of Faith
  • “Enjoying your Christmas in the land of the dead? Fun and different, right?” — Molly Ringle, Immortal’s Spring
  • “Stop it with the names!” I laughed and coughed.” — Shaye Evans, Christmas Wishes

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