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1091 Perfect Woman Inappropriate Christmas Card with Envelope

$5.34 (as of September 14, 2018, 5:45 am) & FREE Shipping. Details $5.07

Card’s inside greeting: The perfect woman, of course. The other two don’t exist. Merry Christmas.
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5” x 7” Christmas card with matching envelope.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (before eCards). all of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ us of a on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: The perfect woman, of course. The other two don’t exist. Merry Christmas.
We Offer FREE Shipping on 2 or More Qualifying Items Offered And Fulfilled by NobleWorks (Not Including Products Fulfilled by Amazon.)
5” x 7” Christmas card with matching envelope.
Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Holiday Quotes You May well Know

  • Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn’t use tracking numbers and doesn’t use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant bag.–CRAIG FERGUSON, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Dec. 12, 2011
  • The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others’ burdens, easing other’s loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.–W. C. JONES, The Joy of Brightening Other Lives
  • Whatever else be lost among the years, Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing;–Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears,–Let us hold close one day, remembering–Its poignant meaning for the hearts of men.–Let us get back our childlike faith again.–GRACE NOLL CROWELL, attributed, The Poetry of Faith
  • “Enjoying your Christmas in the land of the dead? Fun and different, right?” — Molly Ringle, Immortal’s Spring
  • “Stop it with the names!” I laughed and coughed.” — Shaye Evans, Christmas Wishes

  • Celebrities talk about their Mothers!

  • “Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly”– Ambrose Bierce
  • “Good food and a warm kitchen are what makes a house a home. I always tried to make my home like my mother’s, because Mom was magnificent at stretching a buck when it came to decorating and food. Like a true Italian, she valued beautification in every area of her life, and I try to do the same”– Rachael Ray
  • “Having children is my greatest achievement. It was my saviour. It switched my focus from the outside to the inside. My children are gifts, they remind me of what’s important”– Elle Macpherson
  • “Looking back, I think I was always musical. My dad was very musical, and I think my mom was musical”– Paul McCartney
  • “I’m ridiculous in my oversharing; my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me… and my father is a decidedly private person”– Lena Dunham
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