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1064 ‘St Festivus’ – Funny Merry Christmas Greeting Card with 5″ x 7″ Envelope by NobleWorks

$4.25 (as of January 7, 2018, 8:46 am) & FREE Shipping. Details

Card’s inside greeting: “Happy festivals.”
Quality printing on heavy card stock
Includes recyclable matching envelope

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (before eCards). all of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ us of a on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: “Happy festivals.”
Quality printing on heavy card stock
Includes recyclable matching envelope
Some styles are available blank or with a greeting’
Printed in the USA


Holiday Quotes You May well Know…

  • “When the president of the United States flicks the switch to light up the Christmas tree on the White House lawn, that house ceases to be an American symbol; it becomes a Christian symbol.” — Letty Cottin Pogrebin, DEBORAH, GOLDA AND ME
  • The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others’ burdens, easing other’s loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.–W. C. JONES, The Joy of Brightening Other Lives
  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.–GEORGE CARLIN, stand-up routine
  • O Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine!–To fold a world in the embrace of God!–To spread, where’er thy golden feet have trod,–The benediction of His grace divine:–To hold the promise of His final plan–Blazing before the eyes of human-kind,–And, at thy setting, leave His love enshrined–Anew in the reminded heart of man!–GUY WETMORE CARRYL, “The Bearer of Glad Tidings”
  • “There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,’ returned the nephew. ‘Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round-apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that-as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!” — Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

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