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1045 Ditto House Unique Hilarious Christmas Card with Envelope

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Card’s inside greeting: Merry Christmas to you too!
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5” x 7” Christmas card with matching envelope.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (before eCards). all of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ us of a on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: Merry Christmas to you too!
We Offer FREE Shipping on 2 or More Qualifying Items Offered And Fulfilled by NobleWorks (Not Including Products Fulfilled by Amazon.)
5” x 7” Christmas card with matching envelope.
Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Quotes about X-mas.

  • “It comes every year and will go on forever. And along with Christmas belong the keepsakes and the customs. Those humble, everyday things a mother clings to, and ponders, like Mary in the secret spaces of her heart.” — Marjorie Holmes
  • This Christmas I pray that your heart is merry, your eyes bright, and your soul as peaceful as the dove.
  • “The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood” — Richard Paul Evans, The Christmas Box
  • “I heard the bells on Christmas DayTheir old, familiar carols play,And wild and sweetThe words repeatOf peace on earth, good-will to men!” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  • “A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named.” — Kate Douglas Wiggin, The Bird’s Christmas Carol

  • Famous people talk about their Mothers:

  • “As a mom, you worry about protecting your kid. But there are extra added layers of fears when you’re talking about a kid with autism or who has some special needs issue”– Holly Robinson Peete
  • “My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He’s in jail now”– Dane Cook
  • “How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names”– Alice Walker
  • “I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine / This little light of mine, I’m feelin’ let it shine / I’m feelin’ take y’all back to them better times/ I’m feelin’ talk about my mama if y’all don’t mind” —Kanye West
  • “[When] you’re dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn’t matter what else is going on. That’s real happiness.” —Gwyneth Paltrow
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