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4678 Yoga Lick Behinds Hilarious Birthday Paper Card with Envelope

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Card’s inside greeting: Another year behind you. Happy Birthday.
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5” x 7” Birthday card with matching envelope.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). Our hilarious birthday cards help celebrate – or commiserate – turning another year older, and include a huge selection of LOL birthday greetings for every gender, age and major milestone. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized – oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody’s got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: Another year behind you. Happy Birthday.
We Offer FREE Shipping on 2 or More Qualifying Items Offered And Fulfilled by NobleWorks (Not Including Products Fulfilled by Amazon.)
5” x 7” Birthday card with matching envelope.
Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Happy Birthday Great Quotes and Factoids

  • Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery. – By Kahlil Gibran
  • Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – By Sam Ewing
  • Those whom the gods love grow young. – By Oscar Wilde
  • One of the best things about growing older is the more respect you get from those eons younger than you. I hope you have a lovely birthday, madame.
  • Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – By Goethe

  • The things celebrities said about their Mom:

  • “My problem is that my imagination won’t turn off. I wake up so excited I can’t eat breakfast. I’ve never run out of energy. It’s not like OPEC oil; I don’t worry about a premium going on my energy. It’s just always been there. I got it from my mom”– Steven Spielberg
  • “I have no regrets. I had an amazing surrogate who carried my son for me. I am so grateful to her. I can even say I am grateful for having cancer. I was always meant to be a mom, but if I didn’t have cancer, I never would have had Zev. I would have had a kid, but not Zev, and I want Zev – tantrums and all”– Marissa Jaret Winokur
  • “[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary-it’s an act of infinite optimism.” —Gilda Radner
  • “Both my parents were amateur badminton players. My father is a scientist and wanted me to be a doctor. But my mom was very aggressive and loved badminton. She pushed me right from the age of nine to take up the sport”– Saina Nehwal
  • “My dad being a DJ, I heard all the hits, no matter what. My mom always had on the radio because my dad was on it”– Chad Channing
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