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Yoga Lick Behinds Hilarious Birthday Paper Card with Envelope 4678

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Card’s inside greeting: Another year behind you. Happy Birthday.
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5” x 7” Birthday card with matching envelope.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). Our hilarious birthday cards help celebrate – or commiserate – turning another year older, and include a huge selection of LOL birthday greetings for every gender, age and major milestone. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized – oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody’s got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: Another year behind you. Happy Birthday.
We Offer FREE Shipping on 2 or More Qualifying Items Offered And Fulfilled by NobleWorks (Not Including Products Fulfilled by Amazon.)
5” x 7” Birthday card with matching envelope.
Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Happy Birthday Great Quotes and Factoids

  • Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery. – By Kahlil Gibran
  • Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – By Sam Ewing
  • Those whom the gods love grow young. – By Oscar Wilde
  • One of the best things about growing older is the more respect you get from those eons younger than you. I hope you have a lovely birthday, madame.
  • Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – By Goethe

  • The things stars said about Moms. . .

  • “Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, ‘A house guest,’ you’re wrong because I have just described my kids”– Erma Bombeck
  • “It was my 16th birthday – my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do – write songs and sing them to people”– Stevie Nicks
  • “I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad’s not overly protective, but he’s a dad no matter what”– Miley Cyrus
  • “I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine / This little light of mine, I’m feelin’ let it shine / I’m feelin’ take y’all back to them better times/ I’m feelin’ talk about my mama if y’all don’t mind” —Kanye West
  • “Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials”– Meryl Streep
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