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Yoga Lick Behinds Hilarious Birthday Paper Card with Envelope 4678

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Card’s inside greeting: Another year behind you. Happy Birthday.
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5” x 7” Birthday card with matching envelope.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). Our hilarious birthday cards help celebrate – or commiserate – turning another year older, and include a huge selection of LOL birthday greetings for every gender, age and major milestone. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized – oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody’s got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greeting: Another year behind you. Happy Birthday.
We Offer FREE Shipping on 2 or More Qualifying Items Offered And Fulfilled by NobleWorks (Not Including Products Fulfilled by Amazon.)
5” x 7” Birthday card with matching envelope.
Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Happy Birthday Great Quotes and Factoids

  • Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery. – By Kahlil Gibran
  • Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – By Sam Ewing
  • Those whom the gods love grow young. – By Oscar Wilde
  • One of the best things about growing older is the more respect you get from those eons younger than you. I hope you have a lovely birthday, madame.
  • Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. – By Goethe

  • The things they said about Mom:

  • “The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children”– Jessica Lange
  • “Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.” —P.J. O’Rourke
  • “I want to be a cool mom”– Tori Spelling
  • “I think every working mom probably feels the same thing: You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘This is impossible – oh, this is impossible.’ And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.” —Tina Fey
  • “I’ve never had siblings, I didn’t grow up in a big family; it was just me and my single mom. And hectic family dysfunction was actually something that I craved”– Emmy Rossum
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