A BURNING WEED FOR YOUR F***G BIRTHDAY
Who would have thought that the ‘burning bush’ that Moses encountered in the bible was actually a marijuana plant?! And upon seeing his reaction on the giant Moses’ Weed Birthday Joke Card, he was epically disappointed upon witnessing the weed goes up in smoke. It’ll be a miracle if someone taking this large, humorous, colorful birthday card doesn’t laugh their ass off. Known for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products.
OVER 35 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR
NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good old USA. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures…There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.
Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
CARD’S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: “Happy F***G Birthday!” – Ever wondered what could have been Moses’ reaction that instead of the burning bush, it was actually a weed? How would the birthday celebrant feel if they were Moses, and they got a burning weed for a birthday present? This will definitely bring a big burst of laughter to the celebrator!
SIZE: If generic birthday cards are too mushy for the birthday guy, give him a twisted and funny well wishes card. The bigger and more twisted the card, the funnier it is. Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as extra-large, giant, huge or oversized, but one thing’s for sure…they have an extra large impact and leave huge memorable impressions!
USE: What more can they ask for on their birthday? A car, gadget or new clothes? Dare to be cooler than anyone else! Present this one of a kind ‘Moses’ Card’ as a gift of surprise on their birthday. This is going to be more exciting when you see their reaction. Use our elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your Oversized birthday wish for him. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience.
ABOUT THE CARD – Keeping US jobs at home, nearly all of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 38 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our folded greeting notecards on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Each note card with envelope ships in a custom, protective paperboard mailer. Our Print on Demand technology is eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact.
ABOUT US – Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non humor division – is an award winning brand and an American based, family owned publisher. We have cause for celebration as a proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, our team strives for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or from authorized resellers.