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A1243 “Doggone Funny” Box of 10 Assorted Funny Birthday Greeting Cards

$17.99 (as of April 20, 2018, 6:31 am) & FREE Shipping. Details $14.99

Card’s inside greetings: Assorted
We offer FREE shipping, Prime or otherwise.
Hand folded and Printed in NJ, not in China.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). We’ve collected some of our most hilarious cards by fun theme and put them into a fabulous 10-card assortment. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized – oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly over the top, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody’s got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greetings: Assorted
We offer FREE shipping, Prime or otherwise.
Hand folded and Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Happy Birthday Card Statements and Factoids

  • May you stay Forever Young – By Bob Dylan
  • Today you are you. That is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. – Dr. Seuss
  • There is nothing better than someone who ages gracefully. Take the time to enjoy your old age with elegance and vitality.
  • As you get older, you need to remember to cherish your laugh lines and wrinkles. The memories that made those lines are the most important part of you today.
  • It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. – Albert Schweitzer

  • Stars speak about their Moms.

  • “My mom calls me an older soul because, growing up, she taught me stuff real early. Now I spend most of my time chasing wisdom, chasing understanding”– Ray Lewis
  • “It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.” —Roald Dahl
  • “There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother’s age”– Benjamin Spock
  • “It was probably in third grade – I had a super-fake gold herringbone chain. Yeah man, it was, like, super fake. I don’t remember if it was my mom’s or how I got it, but ever since then, I’ve loved chains. The first real chain I got was from Kanye. It was a Jacob the Jeweler Kanye West Jesus piece”– Big Sean
  • “We used to sing along to Judy Garland and Ella Fitzgerald records together. She had the most amazing voice … She’s always encouraged me, and she’s still that person who, when things look dire, lifts me up and reminds me of who I am and that we all have a capacity for greatness.” —Sheryl Crowe
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