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A1243 “Doggone Funny” Box of 10 Assorted Funny Birthday Greeting Cards

$17.99 (as of January 6, 2018, 12:01 pm) & FREE Shipping. Details $14.99

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Hand folded and Printed in NJ, not in China.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). We’ve collected some of our most hilarious cards by fun theme and put them into a fabulous 10-card assortment. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized – oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly over the top, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody’s got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greetings:
We offer FREE shipping, Prime or otherwise.
Hand folded and Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Happy Birthday Card Statements and Factoids

  • May you stay Forever Young – By Bob Dylan
  • Today you are you. That is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. – Dr. Seuss
  • There is nothing better than someone who ages gracefully. Take the time to enjoy your old age with elegance and vitality.
  • As you get older, you need to remember to cherish your laugh lines and wrinkles. The memories that made those lines are the most important part of you today.
  • It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. – Albert Schweitzer

  • Celebrities speak about their Mums! ! !

  • “I want to thank my mom, Brenda Rose. My heart, the reason I play the way I play, just everything. Just knowing the days I don’t feel right, going to practice, having a hard time, I think about her when she had to wake me up, go to work and make sure I was all right. Those were hard days”– Derrick Rose
  • “As a mom, you have all these situations you go through, and you’re like, ‘What is going on? Is this normal? Is this a phase? Or what is this?’ and then you feel silly for asking questions because you think, ‘I’m a mom – I’m supposed to know these things,’ but you don’t”– Britney Spears
  • “You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much”– Gabby Douglas
  • “I just think that there’s so much judgment in the world, whether it’s coming from women in general or from men onto women – it’s a lot. And when it comes to being a mom, I wish everyone could band together and realize that everyone has different beliefs, different styles, and different things that work for them and their family”– Hilary Duff
  • “The best part of having two babies at once, a son and a daughter, is mostly everything. YouÂ’re just having that feeling of love inside you all the time and motherhood is such a fulfilling place to be. I kind of wish it would have happened to me earlier in my life.” —Jennifer Lopez
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