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A1243 Doggone Funny Box of 10 Assorted Funny Birthday Greeting Cards

$14.99 (as of June 17, 2018, 11:49 am) & FREE Shipping. Details

Card’s inside greetings: Assorted
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Hand folded and Printed in NJ, not in China.

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NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). We’ve collected some of our most hilarious cards by fun theme and put them into a fabulous 10-card assortment. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized – oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly over the top, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody’s got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greetings: Assorted
We offer FREE shipping, Prime or otherwise.
Hand folded and Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…


Happy Birthday Card Statements and Factoids

  • May you stay Forever Young – By Bob Dylan
  • Today you are you. That is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. – Dr. Seuss
  • There is nothing better than someone who ages gracefully. Take the time to enjoy your old age with elegance and vitality.
  • As you get older, you need to remember to cherish your laugh lines and wrinkles. The memories that made those lines are the most important part of you today.
  • It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. – Albert Schweitzer

  • The things stars said about Mums:

  • “Take motherhood: nobody ever thought of putting it on a moral pedestal until some brash feminists pointed out, about a century ago, that the pay is lousy and the career ladder nonexistent”– Barbara Ehrenreich
  • “Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” —Oprah Winfrey
  • “You instantly become less selfish. You can¬ít be the biggest person in the world anymore-they are. [Motherhood] really grounds you.” —Keri Russell
  • “Completeness? Happiness? These words don’t come close to describing my emotions. There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood means to me, particularly given my medical history”– Anita Baker
  • “My dad never blew anything up, but he probably had friends who did. He and my mom have always preached that the pen is mightier than a Molotov cocktail”– Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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