Product Description

NobleWorks’ humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). We’ve collected some of our most hilarious cards by fun theme and put them into a fabulous 10-card assortment. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol’ US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized – oh snap, size does matter after all! Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 – if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly over the top, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody’s got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Card’s inside greetings: Assorted
We offer FREE shipping, Prime or otherwise.
Hand folded and Printed in NJ, not in China.
Amazon A-to-Z Guarantee. The only question we might ask is: ‘Does your mother know?’ Rest assured we’ll never tell…

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Happy Birthday Card Statements and Factoids

May you stay Forever Young – By Bob Dylan

Today you are you. That is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. – Dr. Seuss

There is nothing better than someone who ages gracefully. Take the time to enjoy your old age with elegance and vitality.

As you get older, you need to remember to cherish your laugh lines and wrinkles. The memories that made those lines are the most important part of you today.

It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. – Albert Schweitzer

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The things stars said about Mums:

“Take motherhood: nobody ever thought of putting it on a moral pedestal until some brash feminists pointed out, about a century ago, that the pay is lousy and the career ladder nonexistent”– Barbara Ehrenreich

“Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” —Oprah Winfrey

“You instantly become less selfish. You can’t be the biggest person in the world anymore-they are. [Motherhood] really grounds you.” —Keri Russell

“Completeness? Happiness? These words don’t come close to describing my emotions. There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood means to me, particularly given my medical history”– Anita Baker

“My dad never blew anything up, but he probably had friends who did. He and my mom have always preached that the pen is mightier than a Molotov cocktail”– Joseph Gordon-Levitt